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Friday, January 18, 2008

classroom moods......




place:classroom.
Lecture:system software.
Duration: 2 hrs.......(10.00-12.00).....damn those two hours!

ok.....so this is what I wrote during,what I'd call, the world's most boring system software lecture ever!....obviously I wasn't listening....(not that I didn't want to).....so I thought I might as well make some use of this precious time.

time:11.05......Damn!has it only been an hour???? what is it that she's prattling???....how can she be under the impression that we are getting what she's saying?....any sane human would have known that half the class was dozing and was least interested.she was so engrossed in her teaching that she hardly cared if anyone was listening.
state of mind -completely restless.....well who wouldn't be ?? when you are glued to one chair for 4 hours....and being bombarded incessantly with definitions, terms and some explanation that hardly makes any sense.....saturation,wanting to break free from shackles (of syst. softwre of course) .
thoughts drifting through mind -wonder what's mom given for lunch?...I did see her put some piece of bread in the lunch box.....was it bread and jam???.....naah....must be butter....she did cut the bread in four halves ,didn't she??...It'd be much easier to eat it that way.....who cares?....it'd be yummy anyway.....;)
state of the class:lazy...sleepy.....plain blank faces!not a clue of what's going on....half of them lost in their own sweet dreams.....just like me...:)......what language is she talking in?....is it ummmm.....java?...sql?....naah....must be some high level language....that it seems only she understands....!
some lines from the monologue--- "From this to that and from that to this"
"the rest you can do it from our Stallin..(and not William Stallin!!)"
"the parent program 'has' in a problem.... (not 'is')"
time :11.30
Still clueless.....I didn't waste my time completely though......thought of diverting this energy in some creative work...so made a few sketches....of cartoons....from the cover of the book.
me and kejal nearly split our sides at the 'grammatical disaster!'.........hiding once in a while....behind the chairs ahead.....to hide our giggles...and grins....
someone's cellphone rang....but that did not seem to have fallen on this lady's ears......it sharayu's cell...she was letting it ring....just for some fun.....but even the ring died down....in an attempt to cheer up the atmosphere...

Ok now....11.45....the whining starts....the same usual.....'maaaaaaa'm......'...she stops for a while....as if just about to tell us off.....but i guess ....she couldn't find words to express her anger.....and there she goessss.......there she goes again......she starts rambling yet again.....!!
.....12.10....now finallyyyy she's about to leave....but she won't stop talking!...god! what does she eat??........and there she leaves.....end of the longest monologue of the century!!....saturating our brains to the hilt.....

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