Some funny quotes.....

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

-- Marcel Achard

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity!
------Albert Einstein


All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
-- Dennis Leary

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams


There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
-- Frank Zappa